Aujourd'hui, Paulette répond à Noémie K, du fameux blog http://noesland.blogspot.com/
Waiter, I'd like a blender and 10 cigarettes packs.
What cigarettes ?
The most expensive, dear !
Cos today I answer to Noémie's question :
"Dear Paulette, I quit smoking since 5 days and tonight I have a bachelorette party.
Please tell me : I drink or I don't ?"
Yes, you read well. Noémie's talking about DRINKING cigarettes.
Strange, isn't it ? So I have to try...
Here is a blender and 10 packs.
Now put all the cigarettes in the blender with some water, dear.
Oui madame. With the filters ?
Yes, with the filters. And gimme a double scotch please.
That's ready. All the 200 cigarettes are in the blender. Do you want to mix ?
Sure ! I push that button ? Let's mix !
Yurk. Who's gonna taste that shit now...?
Hello Madame !
Excuse me to bother you my sweet lady.
I'm Marie-Eglantine and it's my bachelorette party. Hihihihi.
So I must play the game my dear friends have invented for me, hihihihi.
I must ask people in the street to give me some little thing of them.
Would you like to give me a little thing of yours, please, distinguished lady ?
You're so sweet, honey. Well, I give you...
... a delicious cocktail of mine. Call your friends, you girls will love it !
All of them must drink it !
the day after
"Yesterday police arrested 11 girls. They were screaming and vomiting,
crawling on the pavement in the very heart of the chic parisian Saint Germain des Prés.
Such a behaviour is certainly due to alcohol or drug abuse.
A real drama when you know girls were daughters of the finest french families.
One of them appears to be the leader of that terrible gang : Marie-Eglantine..."
So, Noemie. The answer is : do what you want with smoking and drinking...
-BBut beware of bachelorette parties. They can suck.