29.11.09

Sounds of silence

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Love is wonderful. We don't need to talk anymore to understand each other.
















What ? It's not because we actually have nothing more to say to each other ?

















And that I just can't bear anymore to see your face when I wake up ?















And that I can't wait to break such a lousy relationship ?


















And that I want to feel free to meet interesting people
who have a lot of things to say and who are great kissers ?
















-Too bad I don't have the right interpretation...
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28.11.09

Interlude : un dessin raté




Le samedi et le dimanche, on est à la coule.
Pas de religieuses massacrées, pas d'aigreur, pas de propositions malhonnêtes. Juste un dessin raté : je cherchais la tronche du serveur du Café de Faune pour le Ask Paulette "drinking cigarettes". Je le dessine et là je le trouve tout mou du buste, alors paf, une croix pour me souvenir de ne pas scanner ce dessin-là. Des fois la frontière est mince entre raté et pas raté.

En fait, ça repose beaucoup de voir un dessin raté, je trouve, sans savoir précisément pourquoi.

Reprise des hostilités lundi matin.

Bon dimanche et bon courage si vous avez prévu un pique-nique.

26.11.09

Bien tenté

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So, let me introduce you to each other.
My wife Alicia, my mistress Noémie.
First of all, I must say I'm glad you came.
I promised you a heart-to-heart talk to solve our relationships.






























One says men marry brunettes and screw blondes.
But for me it's the opposite ! Huhuhu...



























Well, it was a joke. Hm hm.
So. At the end of the day, when I see you both sitting here,
I say to myself we could get along well. The 3 of us.




























One of you is pretty, sweet and funny and the other one is smart.
So you could learn a lot by being together more often, don't you ?



























Let's see... what about a french kiss between you ?
And some (heavy) petting, hum ?
























































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24.11.09

Ask Paulette : photo dress code

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Question de Camille, photographe (http://www.camillelevert.com)
et tenancière du fameux blog http://laquille.canalblog.com.

Camille is a photographer (http://www.camillelevert.com)
from the famous blog http://laquille.canalblog.com.
She asks Paulette about what to wear when she takes photos...












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Hey Camille !
I know you like to wear the perfect outfit for each of your activities...




















You always choose the right dress code.




















The Yoda's dress code to go in the forest finding mushrooms...




















The Gossips Girls' dress code to go to NYC...




















So I suggest you do the same when you take photos.




















For example when you shoot Crazy Horses' girls...





















... or butchers...




















... or stilettos fetichists...




















... or members of the Onanist Moustache Men Fond of Foie Gras club.




















But above all you have to be confortable to shoot.


So tie you up hair and...


and get a no sleeves tshirt.












In a word, my advice is simple :
dress exactly like this young woman...

























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Donc gaffe à vous si une jeune femme en
brassière kaki vous tient en ligne de mire.
Et ne manquez pas le prochain Ask Paulette


18.11.09

Remembrance of things past

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So, honey, do you smell some pleasant aromas on this cork ?


























It smells old cellar, dry flower and infinite sadness.


























Well. Ok.
It was one of our wedding's bottles.
I had preciously kept it.
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