Bien tenté

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Actually, suicide by champagne
will be a bit too long...

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Mes orgasmes sont des soleils rouges

My orgasms are red suns.




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En-dessous de la ceinture

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Romance

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Paulette : "Fredo, tu me mets 2 whisky steplé !"

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- Fredo, gimme 2 whiskeys please !

- Well, are you sure you don't prefer a good old shag ?













- Please, Fredo, I'm not in the mood for jokes... Gimme my drinks, honey !













- Ok ! You seem very tense !













- That's because I had my children and my grand-children for lunch today...













- Poor Paulette, I understand...













- And they all had their iphones or their blackberries and they can't get rid of them...













- Bloody hell that's a shame !!!













- Oh non, that's wonderful !!!













-- Because I don't have to cope with boring conversations with all those losers.
They're so showy, so vulgar, so predictable, so tedious. I love cell phones !
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Paulette & Rhonda : vive le sport

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-- Here is your mojito, Rhonda.

- Wait a minute, dear, I'm finishing my sport session.


























- Sport ? You're doing sport right now ?













- Yes... I've almost done... Gnnniiiiiiiii....













- Er... what kind of sport is it, honey ?













- AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhh... Ok. I've finished...













- Holy shit, it's exhausting...













-- ... this bodybuilding of the perineum.
Now gimme my mojito, darling !!!
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Sea, sex & books

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- You know, Ornella, I've a great tattoo.
- Really...?











- I can show it to you in my room if you want...

- How pathetic ! That's how you think you'll seduce me ?
And what's this tattoo anyway ? A butterfly on you ass ?















- Nope ! This is the Da Vinci Code !
All the book is tattooed on me.

- Too bad, I've already read it.













- OK, but you've never read the chapter 27 written on a testicle !















- Ok, I see what kind of girl you are !
On holidays you only think to dance, sun and sex !
Nothing too cultural !
You totally forget what is culture and what is a book !


















- Well, perhaps you're right. Perhaps I should read a bit.















- Actually I stopped before the chapter 27 !
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-fashion week paris
-chanel
-balenciaga
alexander wang







Dries Van Noten
Balmain
-balenciaga
alexander wang
paris fashion week







Dries Van Noten
Prada
Karl Lagerfeld
Chanel
paris fashion week




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Grand moment de solitudes

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-Honey, do you remember this wonderful
palace where we fucked 3 days like gods ?











Actually it was not with me.