Hello Rhonda ! Are you surfing on LovelyBoyfriends.com ? Again ?
No at all...
Paulette : So, what's this website ?
Rhonda : Come and see...
The Sartorialist ? What is it ?
He's an amazing guy. I met him in Paris, when I went to Polette Store...
I went there to buy the last Marc Jacobs dildo and I see him !
So handsome and charismatic ! He was signing his book.
Was it a novel ? A recipe book ? A tantric kamasutra ?
No. The guy shoots people in the streets.
And so ?
He's rich and famous.
You and me are already rich. Why not become famous now ?!
My dear Rhonda, find your camera, we gonna become stars.
Me too I want billions of fans screaming my name :
PAULETTE ! PAULETTE ! I WANT YOUR BODY !
Wriggling and jiggling fans, totally aroused by me,
ready to get nude and to xx-°;://xx (censored)
Are you ready ? I've got my camera.
Go ahead, Rhonda ! Go ! Shoot, darling !
We gonna be the queens of blogs...
... the place to be for all the fashionistas in the world ...
Welcome to The Paulettialist !!!
The Photodiarist m'a décerné le Over The Top award
et maintenant je dois répondre à une interview en 1 mot par réponse.
Alors je vais répondre moi, puis faire répondre Paulette.
Puis passer l'award à d'autres qui seront super contents de se creuser le ciboulot...
The Photodiarist just tagged me with the "Over the Top" award. I have to answer these questions with one word and then hand the award over to others.
Where's your cell phone: ocean
Your hair: yes
Your mother: rebel
Your father: cosmic
Favorite Food: risotto
Dream last night: tits
Favorite drink: wine
What room are you: lounge
Where were you last night: paris
Something that you aren't: human
Wish list item: house
Where did you grow up: books
What are you wearing: clothes
Your pets: Paulette&Rhonda
Something your'e not wearing: mask
Favorite store: grandépicerie
Favorite color: warmred
Last time you laughed: 12 :10
Your best friend: jean-bernard
Place you go to over and over: reality
Person who emails you regularly: you
Favorite place to eat: table
Where's your cell phone: panties
Your hair: blue
Your mother: old
Your father: older
Favorite Food: caviarketchup
Dream last night: snakes
Favorite drink: parisian coffee
What room are you: bedroom
Where were you last night: bar
Something that you aren't: sweet
Wish list item: Diordildo
Where did you grow up: bar
What are you wearing: fauxchanel
Your pets: Rhonda
Something your'e not wearing: Rhonda
Favorite store: polette
Favorite color: all
Last time you laughed: 1937
Your best friend: Rhonda
Place you go to over and over: bars
Person who emails you regularly: nobody
Favorite place to eat: bars
And now, I give the Over the top award to them. Let's hear you, guys :