Bien tenté

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Actually, suicide by champagne
will be a bit too long...

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Mes orgasmes sont des soleils rouges

My orgasms are red suns.




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En-dessous de la ceinture

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Romance

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Paulette : "Fredo, tu me mets 2 whisky steplé !"

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- Fredo, gimme 2 whiskeys please !

- Well, are you sure you don't prefer a good old shag ?













- Please, Fredo, I'm not in the mood for jokes... Gimme my drinks, honey !













- Ok ! You seem very tense !













- That's because I had my children and my grand-children for lunch today...













- Poor Paulette, I understand...













- And they all had their iphones or their blackberries and they can't get rid of them...













- Bloody hell that's a shame !!!













- Oh non, that's wonderful !!!













-- Because I don't have to cope with boring conversations with all those losers.
They're so showy, so vulgar, so predictable, so tedious. I love cell phones !
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Paulette & Rhonda : vive le sport

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-- Here is your mojito, Rhonda.

- Wait a minute, dear, I'm finishing my sport session.


























- Sport ? You're doing sport right now ?













- Yes... I've almost done... Gnnniiiiiiiii....













- Er... what kind of sport is it, honey ?













- AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhh... Ok. I've finished...













- Holy shit, it's exhausting...













-- ... this bodybuilding of the perineum.
Now gimme my mojito, darling !!!
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Sea, sex & books

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- You know, Ornella, I've a great tattoo.
- Really...?











- I can show it to you in my room if you want...

- How pathetic ! That's how you think you'll seduce me ?
And what's this tattoo anyway ? A butterfly on you ass ?















- Nope ! This is the Da Vinci Code !
All the book is tattooed on me.

- Too bad, I've already read it.













- OK, but you've never read the chapter 27 written on a testicle !















- Ok, I see what kind of girl you are !
On holidays you only think to dance, sun and sex !
Nothing too cultural !
You totally forget what is culture and what is a book !


















- Well, perhaps you're right. Perhaps I should read a bit.















- Actually I stopped before the chapter 27 !
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-fashion week paris
-chanel
-balenciaga
alexander wang







Dries Van Noten
Balmain
-balenciaga
alexander wang
paris fashion week







Dries Van Noten
Prada
Karl Lagerfeld
Chanel
paris fashion week




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Grand moment de solitudes

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-Honey, do you remember this wonderful
palace where we fucked 3 days like gods ?











Actually it was not with me.

Skins party

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Article from a newspaper :

"Skins parties : the new parisian phenomenon.

Thirty years ago teenagers discovered the first kiss in sweet parties.
Nowadays it's all different.
Inspired by the TV show "Skins" and its shameless and lustful heroins,
teenagers organize "Skins parties".
Totally drunk, disguised like lady Gaga,
they give french kiss to everyone around.
Kisses and heavy petting between them all night long.
A terrible and provocative way of searching independance..."

Today, young people are so...

hopeless ! Actually those skins parties are exactly...

...like the orgies of my youth, just a lot softer !!!

Come here Rhonda darling,
let's have a skins party just the two of us !!!

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