4.10.09

Fashion Week 4 - Backstage

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Well, visiting the backstage is not so interesting...













The only things you see are ankles and knees.















You're right, they're very tall those bitchy models.












But look up ! What do you see, Rhonda ?













Look very carefully, that's very inspiring for shaving...













brazilian shapes, stamp shape, triangle shape,













square shape, bat shape, apple shape, eagle shape, heart shape and strip off...













That is fashion too.
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2.10.09

Fashion Week 3 - Girls just want to have...




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Have you seen this disaster ?












No ? Nothing to say about it ? Rrrrrrrreally ?












Ok, of course you're so pleased to see a topless model ! You like that, you kinky fellow !












Her wide green eyes, her perfect legs, her delicate and soft skin...












Her lovely round ass, her lovely tits, her...












Well. What was I saying ?












So, look at her closely now.

























You see this frightened look ?












She's like a banana in front of King Kong.












All this because she has been caught eating...












A chocolate biscuit !!!












So, my dear, let's be generous. Let's fill up our Dior bags, our Chanel bags, our Louis Vuitton bags with...












Sausages and french stinking good cheese !!!












And let's got to the Paris Fashion Weeks to throw this food to models on stage while they walk !














Are you ready ? Fashionistas and fashionisters, everybdy with me !












This is our hymn ! Remember Cindy Lauper ?
NOW, ALL OVER THE WORLD, SING WITH ME !!!





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Boost your bass and click here for the original version : move your body with Paulette. wow.


1.10.09

Fashion Week 2 - Karl Lagerfeld

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-Mr Karl... Mr Karl Lag...
Excuse me I'm so excited and moved...
Karl Lagerfeld ?!
















What ? Nop. I'm Paulette.
























People are so stupid.
I just try a new haircut and
they piss me off with silly and inept remarks.












That's fucking encouraging.
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edit


The Anthology m'a décerné le Divine Award, si ça c'est pas la classe, je vais être obligé de faire plaquer or mon smoking, de faire sertir mes tongs de rubis et de me faire éventer par de douces Circasiennes et leurs longues palmes, doucement remuées comme dans St John Perse. Bien.
Et donc puisque sur la blogosphère quand tu reçois un prix tu le payes en répondant à une liste de questions plus ou moins cons, il s'agit là de donner 5 plaisirs coupables,
puis de passer l'Award à d'autres victimes innocentes qui n'ont rien demandé.

The Anthology passed me the Divine award,
which comes with a tag — to list five guilty pleasures.

5 plaisirs coupables

1. dessiner Paulette / drawing Paulette
2. boire du champagne à jeun / drinking champagne in the morning
3. répondre à ce tag / answering this tag
4. faire passer ce tag / passing this tag to others
5. terminer ce tag / finishing this tag


Alors, donc je décerne la patate chaude... euh pardon le Divine Aouarde à...

http://www.garancedore.fr


http://margauxmotin.typepad.fr/margaux_motin


http://drawingsbyscheherazade.blogspot.com


http://irisdemouy.blogspot.com


http://francoissimon.typepad.fr/simonsays/


http://www.chroniquesduplaisir.fr/


http://www.littlestylebox.com/blog.php


http://chroniquesolfactives.blogspot.com/





30.9.09

Fashion Week 1 - the list

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Of course my name is on the list, you dumb bastard !
Check the list again : my name is PAULETTE...
It must be just after PALTROW, bloody hell !!!
Let me in !

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25.9.09

Paulette & Rhonda & The Sartorialist

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Hello Rhonda ! Are you surfing on LovelyBoyfriends.com ? Again ?












No at all...












Paulette : So, what's this website ?
Rhonda : Come and see...























The Sartorialist ? What is it ?












He's an amazing guy. I met him in Paris, when I went to Polette Store...












I went there to buy the last Marc Jacobs dildo and I see him !












So handsome and charismatic ! He was signing his book.












Was it a novel ? A recipe book ? A tantric kamasutra ?












No. The guy shoots people in the streets.












And so ?












He's rich and famous.












You and me are already rich. Why not become famous now ?!












My dear Rhonda, find your camera, we gonna become stars.












Me too I want billions of fans screaming my name :
PAULETTE ! PAULETTE ! I WANT YOUR BODY !












Wriggling and jiggling fans, totally aroused by me,
ready to get nude and to xx-°;://xx (censored)












Are you ready ? I've got my camera.












Go ahead, Rhonda ! Go ! Shoot, darling !












We gonna be the queens of blogs...












... the place to be for all the fashionistas in the world ...












Welcome to The Paulettialist !!!




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EDIT


The Photodiarist m'a décerné le Over The Top award
et maintenant je dois répondre à une interview en 1 mot par réponse.
Alors je vais répondre moi, puis faire répondre Paulette.
Puis passer l'award à d'autres qui seront super contents de se creuser le ciboulot...

The Photodiarist just tagged me with the "Over the Top" award. I have to answer these questions with one word and then hand the award over to others.

Where's your cell phone: ocean

Your hair: yes

Your mother: rebel

Your father: cosmic

Favorite Food: risotto

Dream last night: tits

Favorite drink: wine

What room are you: lounge

Hobby: illustration

Fear: fear

Where were you last night: paris

Something that you aren't: human

Muffins: bof

Wish list item: house

Where did you grow up: books

What are you wearing: clothes

Your pets: Paulette&Rhonda

Friends: rare

Something your'e not wearing: mask

Favorite store: grandépicerie

Favorite color: warmred

Last time you laughed: 12 :10

Your best friend: jean-bernard

Place you go to over and over: reality

Person who emails you regularly: you

Favorite place to eat: table







PAULETTE INTERVIEW

Where's your cell phone: panties

Your hair: blue

Your mother: old

Your father: older

Favorite Food: caviarketchup

Dream last night: snakes

Favorite drink: parisian coffee

What room are you: bedroom

Hobby: drinks

Fear: water

Where were you last night: bar

Something that you aren't: sweet

Muffins: haha

Wish list item: Diordildo

Where did you grow up: bar

What are you wearing: fauxchanel

Your pets: Rhonda

Friends: Rhonda

Something your'e not wearing: Rhonda

Favorite store: polette

Favorite color: all

Last time you laughed: 1937

Your best friend: Rhonda

Place you go to over and over: bars

Person who emails you regularly: nobody

Favorite place to eat: bars



And now, I give the Over the top award to them. Let's hear you, guys :


http://lagrandelulusion.blogspot.com/


http://laquille.canalblog.com/


http://vintagefashionagogo.com/


http://www.the-anthology.com/


http://plusbellemalife.blogspot.com/


http://4thandbleekeragency.blogspot.com/


http://deepinvogue.blogspot.com/


http://maud-et-miranda.over-blog.com/



http://www.lesbobodessins.fr/



http://sooishi.blogspot.com/


http://anniespandex.com/


http://lacouturiernyc.wordpress.com/


http://www.districtofchic.com/
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