xmas

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Ah, Xmas...

the decoration of the xmas tree...

the gifts with pretty wrappings...

the fat rooster with a carrot in the (CENSORED)

Bloody hell, what a pleasure to avoid such boring things !

When I was 6 I already hated Xmas.

Shit, a painting again... Fucking art.

Don't you think it was nuts to offer
the genuine Joconde to a 6 years old girl ?

I must say my family was one of the richest in the world...

So I was so digusted with all that expensive shit...

... that I offer this gift to all my grandchildren.
And I have 37 grandchildren. I think in the family everyone loves to (CENSORED).

A potatoe, pins for the hair, a few cuts for the eyes,
a match for the nose and cloves for the mouth.

Well, and what about the xmas tree ?

Well, for me, having a Xmas tree is just like keeping...

... a corpse in a corner of my living room during a month.

A corpse you throw on the sidewalk like an old hooker.

I have another solution. I pick a hot guy...

... I decorate him with garlands and a few decorative xmas fucking things.
No need to add balls, he already got them.

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree !
How are thy (CENSORED) so (CENSORED) !
Not only in the summertime,
But even in winter is thy prime.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
How are thy (CENSORED) so (CENSORED) !

O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Much pleasure doth thou bring me !
For every year the Christmas tree,
Brings to me all both joy and glee.
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
Much pleasure doth thou bring me !



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