la flore et la faune

9.4.10

Arthur Rimbaud en 3 cases

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1870, illuminations.

1875, reconversion.

1891, amputation.

That is the life in 3 pictures of the
genious french poet Rimbaud
who stopped writing at the age of 20.

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5.4.10

Marcel Proust en 3 dates

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1871. Enfance surprotégée.

The french writer Marcel Proust was born in 1871.
Very protected childhood and groovy teen years.

1907. Madeleine sniffée.

One day he founds the most wonderful drug : he sniffs a Madeleine
and gets the most beautiful hallucinations. Then he stops his mondane life
and begins to write his novel "Remembrance of things past".

1922. Tué par son roman.

Till he dies in 1922. This was his story in 3 pictures.

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31.3.10

Bien tenté

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Actually, suicide by champagne
will be a bit too long...

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30.3.10

Mes orgasmes sont des soleils rouges

My orgasms are red suns.

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22.3.10

Romance

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19.3.10

Paulette : "Fredo, tu me mets 2 whisky steplé !"

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- Fredo, gimme 2 whiskeys please !

- Well, are you sure you don't prefer a good old shag ?

- Please, Fredo, I'm not in the mood for jokes... Gimme my drinks, honey !

- Ok ! You seem very tense !

- That's because I had my children and my grand-children for lunch today...

- Poor Paulette, I understand...

- And they all had their iphones or their blackberries and they can't get rid of them...

- Bloody hell that's a shame !!!

- Oh non, that's wonderful !!!

-- Because I don't have to cope with boring conversations with all those losers.
They're so showy, so vulgar, so predictable, so tedious. I love cell phones !
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13.3.10

Paulette & Rhonda : vive le sport

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- Here is your mojito, Rhonda.

- Wait a minute, dear, I'm finishing my sport session.

- Sport ? You're doing sport right now ?

- Yes... I've almost done... Gnnniiiiiiiii....

- Er... what kind of sport is it, honey ?

- AAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhh... Ok. I've finished...

- Holy shit, it's exhausting...

-- ... this bodybuilding of the perineum.
Now gimme my mojito, darling !!!
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7.3.10

Sea, sex & books

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- You know, Ornella, I've a great tattoo.
- Really...?

- I can show it to you in my room if you want...

- How pathetic ! That's how you think you'll seduce me ?
And what's this tattoo anyway ? A butterfly on you ass ?

- Nope ! This is the Da Vinci Code !
All the book is tattooed on me.

- Too bad, I've already read it.

- OK, but you've never read the chapter 27 written on a testicle !

- Ok, I see what kind of girl you are !
On holidays you only think to dance, sun and sex !
Nothing too cultural !
You totally forget what is culture and what is a book !