Ask Paulette - Slips

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Well, that's not easy...






















When I created "Ask Paulette" I didn't expect such questions...




















In the previous post we speak about drinking cigarettes. And now we're talking about men's briefs with her question :

her mother in law wants to store her son's briefs.





















Well, if your mother-in-law loves slips, make her happy !
























We gonna please her, bloody hell !




















With a superb slips garland !























Welcome home dear mother in law !!!
















Bon sinon hier soir j'étais au vernissage de la fiac, invité par La Grande Lulusion et Houhouhou.
La première m'attendait avec un beau tube contenant 2 très belles affiches sérigraphiées : je peux donc dire que j'ai acheté de l'art à la fiac.
Mais avant de les retrouver, j'attends donc sur les marches du Grand Palais. Toute une faune variée, d'acheteurs, de visiteurs, de pique-assiettes, de journalistes, de fashionistos/tas... 18h, une brochette de voitures blindées déposent Frédéric & François. Fillon, l'œil vif sous son sourcil noir, engoncé dans un col amidonné. Mitterrand, le regard vers la terre, sourire aux lèvres, pull tricot. Un peu plus tard, Guillaume Durand, orange (trop d'UV, Guillaume).

A l'intérieur, brouhaha de fond sous les voûtes de verre et de métal.
Des centaines de galeries d'art contemporain rassemblées dans une enfilade de pièces blanches. Dessins, tableaux, sculpture, ready-made. Un toro à genoux, un canard à l'envers, sexe en boulon et yeux en nichons. De belles pièces. Et une petite galerie fermée : Picasso, Bacon, Brancusi. Des classiques, quoi.

Paulette était là aussi. Elle a voulu acheter une pièce : une blonde en silicone dans un immense manteau de fourrure blanche, nibards dehors et talons tueurs. Manque de pot, c'était une acheteuse russe. La loose.
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Ask Paulette - Drinking cigarettes

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-Hello guys. Today I'll answer to Noemie from http://noesland.blogspot.com/

Aujourd'hui, Paulette répond à Noémie K, du fameux blog http://noesland.blogspot.com/

Waiter !























Waiter, I'd like a blender and 10 cigarettes packs.




















What cigarettes ?




















The most expensive, dear !




















Cos today I answer to Noémie's question :
"Dear Paulette, I quit smoking since 5 days and tonight I have a bachelorette party.
Please tell me : I drink or I don't ?"




















Yes, you read well. Noémie's talking about DRINKING cigarettes.
Strange, isn't it ? So I have to try...




















Here is a blender and 10 packs.




















Now put all the cigarettes in the blender with some water, dear.




















Oui madame. With the filters ?




















Yes, with the filters. And gimme a double scotch please.




















That's ready. All the 200 cigarettes are in the blender. Do you want to mix ?




















Sure ! I push that button ? Let's mix !






























































Yurk. Who's gonna taste that shit now...?





















Hello Madame !





















Excuse me to bother you my sweet lady.
I'm Marie-Eglantine and it's my bachelorette party. Hihihihi.
So I must play the game my dear friends have invented for me, hihihihi.
I must ask people in the street to give me some little thing of them.

























Would you like to give me a little thing of yours, please, distinguished lady ?




















You're so sweet, honey. Well, I give you...





















... a delicious cocktail of mine. Call your friends, you girls will love it !
All of them must drink it !




















the day after

"Yesterday police arrested 11 girls. They were screaming and vomiting,
crawling on the pavement in the very heart of the chic parisian Saint Germain des Prés.
Such a behaviour is certainly due to alcohol or drug abuse.
A real drama when you know girls were daughters of the finest french families.
One of them appears to be the leader of that terrible gang : Marie-Eglantine..."

So, Noemie. The answer is : do what you want with smoking and drinking...















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-BBut beware of bachelorette parties. They can suck.
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Ask Paulette - Champagne

Aurélie, du fameux blog http://lavieenrougearcenciel.wordpress.com/, a posé une question à Paulette, pour profiter de sa grande sagesse, de son expérience incomparable, de ses profondeurs de vue. Nous la remercions et lui souhaitons bonne chance avec son nouvel épilateur yummy.

Today, Aurélie asks Paulette about champagne :
"I'd like to drink champagne without getting a hangover the day after."

Aurélie darling, I can't really answer your question..












because Champagne is the only no-hangover-the-day-after-drink.












That's why I never drink it.












I love hangovers !












eyes of a clam, awful face, deep wrinkles, hair as flabby as Jehan de Culas' dick...












and the fetid breath












At least you feel something, you have the impression of pushing your limits,












like an athlete.












But YOU, Aurélie, you deserve a real answer.












I introduce you my friend, Charlie the nymphomaniac mermaid.

























So Charlie, tell the truth to Aurélie, cos you know the terrible truth !!!












Well, that's simple : the only people having a hangover after drinking champagne are mermaids !!!












Sorry for this, Aurélie, but now you know the incredible truth : YOU ARE A MERMAID !












-CheeCheers...
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